Fresh Off Winter Wonderland Vacation, Emperor Joe Says 'No New Lockdowns' If Everyone Wears Mask, Gets Vaccinated

President Joe Biden spoke to the American public on Monday morning to address the new Omicron variant of COVID-19, first discovered in South Africa. He touted his administration’s quick action in shutting down travel from several African countries, but also advised the public not to panic.

“If people are vaccinated and wear their mask, there’s no need for lockdown,” Biden said in response to a reporter’s questions about any impending societal shutdowns.

He used his platform on Monday, with Dr. Anthony Fauci hovering in the background, to outline three main points.