s the New York Times said today, Christmas gifts are arriving on time this year,” White House press secretary Jen Psaki declared Wednesday. “Good news. We’ve saved Christmas, and that is because President Biden recognized this challenge early.”

They saved Christmas! That was no small feat for the infamous Grinch, who needed the strength of ten grinches plus two to lift his sleigh full of stolen presents off the side of Mount Crumpit. Never mind the useless administration behind a barely cogent senior citizen who refused to acknowledge that Christmas was ever in peril.

Psaki is clearly trolling us; her tone was droll as she declared Biden the true savior of the holiday. But let’s take her claim seriously for a moment, as some are already on board with this messaging.