Eternally Confused Joe Mistakenly Says He Has COVID, Calls Kamala 'First Lady' and Her Husband 'Second Lady'

Watching Joe Biden in action is disconcerting.

It is the uncomfortable experience of watching a cognitively impaired senior citizen thrust into the spotlight by unseen handlers, while the policies he rubber-stamps destabilize the nation and the world. Biden is clearly not lucid enough to understand what catastrophes he reads off the teleprompters.

It’s even worse when Biden tries to improvise. While speaking at an equal pay event on Tuesday, Biden managed to misspeak his way into mistakenly announcing he has COVID-19.