Patrons at a lower downtown Manhattan McDonald’s did everything they could to avoid indigestion after a man wielded a small handheld axe and caused thousands of dollars worth of damage.

In a hellish incident that the New York Post cleverly termed “a Big Mac attack,” Bronx resident Michael Palacios allegedly drew the weapon at the Delancey Street McDonald’s at 2:25 a.m. after getting into an argument with three other men.

The Post reported that the skirmish quickly “escalated into a rampage.”