Magnificent Biden Bird Poop Video Shared Over 2 Million Times in Less Than 24 Hours

A video that appears to show President Biden getting pooped on by a patriotic bird has become an instant hit. In less than a day, the clip has been shared over two million times on Twitter alone.

Biden was delivering a speech on Tuesday in Menlo, Iowa, announcing his magnanimous decision to allow ethanol-blend gasoline to be sold into the warmer months so that we peasants might be able to afford to get to work and eat. Of course, with gas prices already towering due to the Biden Collective’s anti-energy policies and with the highest inflation rate since 1981, the move will be a drop in the bucket of pain the administration has dished out to normal Americans.

But then, a miracle happened: as the nation grimaced through yet another Biden denial of responsibility for destroying the country, the heavens opened and a guano-licious verdict was visited upon the hapless president.