Since we are constantly told that 81 million morons of our fellow citizens elected Joe Biden as President, with only a little help from corrupt voting officials in a handful of states, it is only fair that everyone gets a chance to see what this means in real life. As you know, personnel is policy, and that being the case, we are sort of at a loss for explaining how this hire makes our policy on managing spent nuclear fuel seem even vaguely sane.

A recent, high-level hire at the Department of Energy’s Office of Nuclear Energy is a drag queen, LGBTQ+ activist who has “lectured” on kink at college campuses and participated in interviews about fetish roleplay. In one interview, Sam Brinton – now a top Biden official – even discusses having sex with animals.

Brinton – who has written in opposition to “gay conversion therapy” – was recently tapped to serve as the Deputy Assistant Secretary of Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition in the Office of Nuclear Energy for the Department of Energy. He also goes by “Sister Ray Dee O’Active” – his drag queen alter ego.